sandandglass:

True American - good luck trying to figure it out. 

“Hey, who wants to play True American?”

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Epidilius: Rules to New Girl's True American

epidilius:

Game prep:

Arrange the cans of beer around the bottle of rum. The cans are Pawns of the Secret Order, the rum is the King, and the arrangement is called the Castle.

Decide on 4 Zones, and arrange platforms ( chairs, buckets, anything ) in patterns through them. The 5th Zone is the Zone with the…

This man has done us all a great service by recording these rules for all time.

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Awake - Preview (by NBC)

For a show that seems so depressing at first, there’s something strangely haunting and almost LOST-like about this preview that makes me want to watch it when it starts.

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CREAM (30 Proof)’s Photos - CREAM at the Golden Globes

But wait, Dharma never supplied alcoholic whipped cream to the island…or did they? Is that the smoke monster in a can? #LOST

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Banksy Storyboarded and Directed Opening of The Simpsons (via Laughing Squid)

Is it just me or does it seem like this NY Times reporter really wants the producers to be fired for this rebellious intro? “Are you sure you’re not getting fired?”

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theleaguefx:

New Tacotones! “Some Things You Can’t Unsee, Bro.”

Download it here.

My new text message ringtone? …My new text message ringtone!

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thedailywhat:

New Details of the Day: Last week, Albany, Georgia’s local NBC affiliate WALB had quite possibly the slowest couple of news days in the history of people conveying information to one another, and so decided to feature a two-part report on a bothersome beehive disturbing the peace of Ashburn roommates Zeke Mack and Kerry Moore.

Were they in fact able to return to their everyday life? What are Zeke and Kerry’s feelings on the subject of colony collapse disorder? Just how sticky was the beehive? I demand another follow up.

[nextround.]

And now they can sit back and wait on their reporting Emmy to arrive in the mail.

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